This is the second edition of “Sunday Joke Sunday.” It is a newsletter, which will publish on days. The newletter is published by a developing comedian working to hone his craft. If you get offended by anything, or being the target of a joke, I’d stop reading here, push, or put, your digital device of choice away, and back up slowly.
WORKIN’ IT OUT
[Is this something?]
I live in San Francisco. SF is on the come up. Things are definitely much better than immediately after the pandemic. I’ve only been in San Francisco for 7 months. What consistently astounds me is I go outside and see something I never thought I would.
Today, I’m on the bus. A guy gets on and he’s holding a folding chair. Why not? The bus is so crowded there isn’t a seat most of the time anyway. Can’t expect the guy to stand.
My attitude toward what Trump could do is like what you’ll see when you walk outside in San Francisco: nothing is off the table.
GOIN’ UP
[And now…some jokes]
Women need to lower their standards when it comes to dating. All the way down to 5’6.
Would women date someone who said they were Jesus? I can’t see them fawning over a short, plain-looking jew with bipolar tendencies.
My game with girls right now is pretty bad. It goes something like: where you live? Which building? What’s the room number?......Maybe I should start by asking if they live alone.
To add some excitement to Thanksgiving dinner, my family enlisted cheerleaders to encourage everyone while they ate. It didn’t go over that well. At the end they started aggressively yelling, “We go vy. We go vy. We go vy.”
Matt Rife is a young good-looking comedian. I can’t tell if women think he’s hot since he has big muscles and a chiseled jawline or because he’s a buzzcut away from being mistaken for a lesbian.
THANK YOU AND GOOD DAY TO YOU
Thank you for reading the second edition of Sunday Joke Sunday! We’ll be back another day with another edition. Until then, I hope you can make do. Even though you didn’t know this existed until I told you about it or you randomly saw it online, I’m sure it will become a critically important part of your routine therefore throwing off the very core of your being if you can’t get a fresh edition soon. I’ll try my best to satiate shortly.
I really truly do promise, but I can’t be held to anything. I’m a free spirit. I like to roam. Do lots of roaming like a good cell phone plan.